Cuz jokes
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.