Cuz jokes
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Memes
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.