Cuz jokes
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.