Cuz jokes
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!