Cuz jokes
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL