Cuz jokes

Orphan

Why do people always bully orphans?

'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?

Hell

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

Fat

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Memes

Dad

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

Sheep

What is it called when young sheep bet?

LAMbling.

(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)

Pet

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.

Eye

Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.

Trauma

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

Dog

Why didn't the dog want to play football??

'Cause he was a boxer!

Candy

Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.