Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why do orphans come to me Cuz they have someone to call father
Are u from tEnESeEE cuz I eAt AsES
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
(i found dis from a website) jack & jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy...but jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz jills real name was randy
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
