Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Cuz Jokes
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
