Cuz jokes
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
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Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!
Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*
Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.
All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*