Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas. Cuz there the ones making the toys.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
Little herobrine im CUMMING IN UR MOM! CALL ME SADDAM HUSSEIN CUZ IM DROPPIN RAP BOMBS!!
The day I saw people asking lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like : wait so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
You do orphans love doing crime?
Cuz they want to be wanted
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist? Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older. || 20 YEARS LATER || Johnny: Mom now can you tell me why cuss words exist? Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them. Johnny: Damn Mom you shoulda told me that when I was still seven cuz now I really feel like that person.
why do women rub there eyes when they wake up cuz they don't got balls to scratch
You are so skinny that they wont let you ride a fucking roller coaster cuz u flied defore
Why don’t asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wong number!!!
If a orphan was a animal it would be a owl cuz they don’t know WHOOOO their parents are
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her. Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the hunger games cuz she thought it was a eating competition. Yo mama is so ugly when santa claus saw her. He yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t" Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didnt let her leave Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
wantto know something funny me cuz im funny looking
Little Johnny walks out to the garage and sees Dad smoking a cigarette. He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have a puff of that cigarette?" Dad asks, "Well, Johnny, can your dick reach your ass?" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, no, Dad, my dick can't reach my ass." His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house.
About an hour later, Little Johnny comes back out to the garage and sees his Dad drinking a beer. He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have some of that beer?" Dad asks, "Well, Johnny, can your dick reach your ass?" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, no, Dad, my dick can't reach my ass." His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house.
About an hour later, Little Johnny comes back out to the garage with a big plate of Tollhouse Chocolate Chip cookies, fresh from the oven. His Dad says, "Wow, Johnny, those sure look like some good cookies. You think I can have some?" Little Johnny asks his Dad, "Well Dad, can your dick reach your ass?" His Dad scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, yes, Johnny, I do believe my dick can reach my ass." Little Johnny says, "Well, Dad, you can go FUCK yourself, cuz Mom made these cookies for me!!!"
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Cuz their dead.
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
Why don’t orphans play poker? Cuz they don’t know what a full house is
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
why do orphans like water
cuz thay drink it ;)
Why do orphans hate Geometry cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone
