Cuz jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!