Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz u can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
are you spanish cuz i will say hola do u go to biblioteca also spanish you will never guess the biblioteca word find it i dare you
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you ;)
Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
why cant you run with pencil in the hallway : cuz to many people got killed
If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!) Are you an unsafe staircase? Cuz you look like you could use a railing.
A friend of mine says Baguette all the time cuz she is French
Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty -eight year olds?
Cuz there is Twenty of them.
Lets play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be Mcdonalds,
Cuz I'll be doin it and you'll be lovin it.
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
dont say u want to eat out a five year olds pussy cuz i have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy UwU
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes??
Cuz he's the Father!!!
Your hairline had to Fahrt Cuz my Ass IS your hairline
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class
why do orphans like pedos cuz they have some one to call daddy
this is just a bad emo pickup line lmao
are you maria? cuz u can sure as hell count ME in
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
