I wonder if Steven Hawkins was an organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
kid : hi janitor : wtf you want kid? kid : why are you rude? janitor : cuz i have a shitty job
Why didnt the dog wanna play football??
Cuz he was a boxer!!!
Why is the sun so mean? cuz it keeps ROASTING everyone
Yo mom so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus
I went to the principal's office cuz I gave a deff kid ear pod for his birthday
why don't orphans go home at pick up? cuz they don't have parents to pick them up
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "we are family"
want to know what i do in my freetime
punch an orphan cuz what are they going to do tell their mom
Why does your father went away? Cuz he needs da milk
What's worse than a failed suicide you ask? I fail suicide cuz you forgot to do the dishes and ur parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you not yourself
are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.
A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said "sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE" then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.
never kill an orphin cuz then that will end their mizuri
why did wilson die cuz he sucks
why can't orphans play house flipper? cuz they don't know what to do
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style.... Cuz u don't turn back to your family
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : *stays quite cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls* Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don't want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I'LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?!
gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call daddy. and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call mommy
Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often
