emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out
What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board!
i love u like my cuts deeply
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said “NICE CUT G”
Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal...
Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!
Have u ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts it's self!
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes so I said I’ll cut it out
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes
i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test
Why did the polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife? To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
I wasn't cut out for running today but those cops came out of no where
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
what was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
a pair of Ceasars.
guess what song this is from:
I'LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES
OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD
OR STAB YOUR TIL' YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING
I'M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I'M TOLD
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option, self harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment. Teacher: What kind of appointment?? Me: I had an appointment with a cut day😈😈😈
True story
When I was born the doctors said , “it’s a boy!” Then when they went to cut the embilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said , “OH, It’s a girl.”
