What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
How does the moon cut his hair........Eclipse it!!!!!
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
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why can't emos work at a restaurant. Because they cut to much
I will remember my biker buddies last words ̈Why did you cut in front of me ̈.
What does my arm have in common with paper? They both can be cut.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos but he didn't make the cut
I just planted emo grass. Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad. We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons. But before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted,"I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD".
shame on Penaldo for ruining the event😡
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
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i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!
People say I LIKE UR CUT G. Which is when u get a fresh cut but I guess when u go bald we can say like ur forehead g
I know it’s really really really really really bad
I joined a emo class today the first lession I learnt was slice and dice and let it flow.
what did steven hawkins say when the wifi cut out .........nothing
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How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope
