Cut

Cut Jokes

My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all and If i could borrow it.

I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that

Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.

Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was going home and walk home and I got home