Cut jokes
Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.
Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.
Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Nie cut G.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"