a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that's my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask's whats that,the little girl says "that's my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask's the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try's putting his little red race car in her garage but it won't fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see's blood on the floor the mother ask's "what happened the little girl say's "we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit so i cut the back wheels off"
I am the Lorax I speak for trees I have the high ground and I will cut off your knees
My Crush: I cut 4 inches of my hair yesterday Me: So? My Crush 4 Inches is alot! Me: Oh yeah?
After a suicide joke say Dont leave me hanging or i’ll cut it out
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Someone said to stop hurting myself but I'm still trying to cut me arms off
what is the difference between a emo kid and a cutting board
so, a few hours ago my friend said i need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes...like...it's really not that deep?
if you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! it cuts itself!
How does the moon cut his hair........Eclipse it!!!!!
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
My only friend who actually cares: Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!
Me: Okay I’ll cut it out.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad. We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons. But before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted,"I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD".
shame on Penaldo for ruining the event😡
Mom : You will make me kill myself Me who has cut first : I'll kill myself ✨first✨
I will remember my biker buddies last words ̈Why did you cut in front of me ̈.
i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
