Cut Jokes

Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲

Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️

Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮

been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower

My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board

“No I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken”.

Whats the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion.

What do emo’s and ninjas both have in common... they both hide and cut things

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If somebody gives you Lemons,cut them in half and do the Juice in his eyes.

Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting

If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would cut himself to death

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I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo..

I Bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper

Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.

I think I'm being stalked.

What do Emo's say to eachother? I likeyour cuts G.

i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g

i remember last year all these biches called me lame so i stoped the simping and pretended i was gay, now i think theyre all fucking with me. im an L G B T Q imposter got cut last year know ive made the roster and you may think im a monester. im just just tryna see some titties.