Cut jokes
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
Did Jesus cut his nails?
No! His nails cut through him.
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."