Cut jokes
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
Did Jesus cut his nails?
No! His nails cut through him.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
saddest youtube comment :(
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...