yo mama so fat that if we cut her open we could stop world hunger
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. ๐จ๐ช๐ฒ
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. ๐๐ช!?๏ธ
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. ๐ฒ๐ช๐ฎ
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
What do Emo's say to eachother? I likeyour cuts G.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
