Cut jokes

Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?

Because they're always cutting.

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.

I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.

Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲

Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️

Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.

How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

What do Emos say to each other?

"I like your cuts, G."

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!

Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.

I think I'm being stalked.

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?

A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"