Cut jokes
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
When I was born the doctors said, "it's a boy!" Then when they went to cut the umbilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said, "Oh, it's a girl."
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?