Cut jokes
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.