Cut jokes
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
Nie cut G.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.