Currency jokes

Most people call it grave robbing...

I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.

What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.

What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?

A nickel is actually metal.

An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snowbank.

How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.

A man who drinks a lot is told by his wife that if he ever gets drunk again she will leave him.

Later, the man goes to a pub and drinks a lot and throws up all down his jacket. 'Oh no,' he says to his friend, 'if I go home like this again, my wife will leave me.' 'Don't worry,' his friend says. 'Put a £20 note in your jacket pocket. When your wife challenges you, produce the money and say another man threw up on you and gave you the £20 note for the dry cleaning.' 'Brilliant!' the man says and goes home. He walks through his front door and his wife sees him. She is furious. 'No no,' the man says, producing the money from his inside pocket. 'A man threw up on me and gave me £20 for the dry cleaning.' 'What's the other £20 note for?' asks his wife. 'Ah, that's from the man who shat in my pants.....'

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha ching.

Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.

My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."

I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.