Currency

Currency jokes

Memes

Economy

Ever heard of the currency TNT?

All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!

Penny

What do you call the middle of a penny?

A center (get it? Cent-er).

Money

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

Octopus

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.

Lie

OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!

Penny

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

Memes

Community

I want taxes to go up only for poor people. This will incentivize them to stop being poor. I want abortion legal everywhere, and compulsory so that there will be no new babies because overpopulation is destroying the ozone layer. I don’t like climate change because it’s making all the immigrants come to America. I’m a communist who believes in the free market, but only for crypto currency. We need to bring back the gold standard in order to bring back conservative family values.