Currency jokes
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
Penny.
If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.
I have a paso.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
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Community talk
I want taxes to go up only for poor people. This will incentivize them to stop being poor. I want abortion legal everywhere, and compulsory so that there will be no new babies because overpopulation is destroying the ozone layer. I don’t like climate change because it’s making all the immigrants come to America. I’m a communist who believes in the free market, but only for crypto currency. We need to bring back the gold standard in order to bring back conservative family values.
Oh, look! A penny!
Give me some free v bucks pls