Currency jokes

The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"

How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.

Penny.

If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.

I have a paso.

Ever heard of the currency TNT?

All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!

I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

What do you call the middle of a penny?

A center (get it? Cent-er).

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.

OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.