What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
Ok I put one penny down do you smell anything? :1 scent I put two penny's down do you see any fruit? :2 pairs I put three penny's down do you see and law enforcement? :3 coppers I put four penny's down do you see any cars? :4 Lincolns I put 5 penny's down do you see any pussies? : NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
I am like currency, people always trade me out for someone better
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel a one penny in his pocket? He had a 6 cents of humor.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
Ever heard of the currency TNT? All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT.
my friend lives in a caravan park his parents named him money because they thought it was a type of currency
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
