Currency

Currency jokes

Wish

If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.

Dollar

One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."

Mom

Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Penny

Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?

1 scent.

I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?

2 pears.

I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?

3 coppers.

I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?

4 Lincolns.

I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?

NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!

Memes

Scent

The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.

Man

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

Quarter

Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?

Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.

Rapper

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!

Cent

The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"