Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
No, "quarter quarter."
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
I have a paso.
If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.
Penny.
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
