Currency jokes
馃嚮馃嚜 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
What is the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls, two for under a buck!
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.