Currency jokes
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
I have a paso.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
A man who drinks a lot is told by his wife that if he ever gets drunk again she will leave him.
Later, the man goes to a pub and drinks a lot and throws up all down his jacket. 'Oh no,' he says to his friend, 'if I go home like this again, my wife will leave me.' 'Don't worry,' his friend says. 'Put a £20 note in your jacket pocket. When your wife challenges you, produce the money and say another man threw up on you and gave you the £20 note for the dry cleaning.' 'Brilliant!' the man says and goes home. He walks through his front door and his wife sees him. She is furious. 'No no,' the man says, producing the money from his inside pocket. 'A man threw up on me and gave me £20 for the dry cleaning.' 'What's the other £20 note for?' asks his wife. 'Ah, that's from the man who shat in my pants.....'
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.