Currency jokes

If the government can print money,

Then why are we paying taxes?

What do you call a peso?

A wetback greenback.

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

I have a paso.

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.

One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.

One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.

The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"

Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."

A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

Which president has never gone to jail?

Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?

Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?

1 scent.

I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?

2 pears.

I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?

3 coppers.

I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?

4 Lincolns.

I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?

NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!

One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."

What is money called in space?

Star bucks.

And Sterling has taken a dive.

That's all for financial news, back to the football.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)

Most people call it grave robbing...

I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.

Ever heard of the currency TNT?

All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!

What concert only costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.

I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.

What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?

A nickel is actually metal.