Currency

Currency Jokes

If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time

one dollor bill is with a five doller bill. the 5 says " i make more cents then you

Ok I put one penny down do you smell anything? :1 scent I put two penny's down do you see any fruit? :2 pairs I put three penny's down do you see and law enforcement? :3 coppers I put four penny's down do you see any cars? :4 Lincolns I put 5 penny's down do you see any pussies? : NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel a one penny in his pocket? He had a 6 cents of humor.

my friend lives in a caravan park his parents named him money because they thought it was a type of currency