Culture jokes
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
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Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."