Culture jokes
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Memes
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
What is the darkest month?
Black History Month.