Culture jokes
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Sayo-nara.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!