Culture jokes
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Can I get a Hoyah?
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Ligma
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.