Culture jokes
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Milk is that the Uganda way?
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
ethan fr
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
A Chinese man moves to the USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.
He bought a home on a small piece of land.
The friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy.
He goes next door, but on his way up the driveway he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard, chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these "Chinese customs", he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
Next day he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees him urinate into a glass and then drink it.
Not wanting to interrupt another "Chinese custom", he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.
A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the neighbor leading a bull down the driveway and then put his left ear next to the bull's butt.
The American dude can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says, "Jeez man, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit on you."
The Chinese man is very taken back and says, "Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I am doing, these are American Customs."
"What do you mean," says the neighbor, "Those aren't American customs."
"Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me," replied the Chinese man. "He say to become true American, I must learn to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bull-shit!"
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Ya momma is sus.
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"