Culture jokes
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow?
Because he wanted to be fat like one.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"