Culture jokes
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.