Culture jokes
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
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Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
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How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.