You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Culture Jokes
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do emos do?
Hang.
Who even needs white jokes?
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
Tamales.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
