Culture jokes
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What is "moo becanira?"
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.