Culture jokes
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Memes
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.