Culture jokes
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.