Culture jokes
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......