Culture jokes
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
Puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste, a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (I'll never be able to do it).
The mother: AI NINO (OH CHILD).
The teen: QUE? (WHAT?)
The mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! (DON'T START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN!)
The teen: I CAN'T DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA!
The mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH.)
The teen: QUAL (WHICH).
The mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD).
The teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA (THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE).
*A phone buzzes.*
The teen: Whose phone is that, ma?
Unknown: MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE?
*Runs to bag, opens white one and sticks hand in.*
The teen: HAIR GEL
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.