Culture jokes
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
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What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.