Culture jokes
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Ariana Grande
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Who even needs white jokes?
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!