Culture jokes
Beatles
Are cool.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.