Culture jokes
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
You are emo.
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!