Culture jokes
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Sayo-nara.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.