Culture jokes
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
How did the hipster drown? He ice-skated before it was cool.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.