Culture jokes
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Sayo-nara.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
The Twilight fanbase.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.