Culture jokes
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost.
So as they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun." And the man from New York said, "Bring me a gun as well!"
The guy was confused but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For the France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started shooting and laughing like a mad man and said. 3 men lived through this and one said to the others, "Well...sh!# that didn't go as planned."
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.