Culture jokes
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
How Russians dance for their girl
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
SEX
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.