Culture jokes
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."