Culture jokes
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Sayo-nara.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Sis is meme.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Tamales.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.