Culture jokes
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" πππππ
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Memes
jesus
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.