Culture jokes
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Tamales.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.