Culture jokes
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
New horror movie idea. The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)