Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Culture Jokes
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
