Culture jokes
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
What is the darkest month?
Black History Month.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion