Culture jokes
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Mÿ pp.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
I breathe in African food.