Culture jokes
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Memes
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What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
I love birthdays 🍰
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.