Culture jokes
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
Memes
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
What's your religion?
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Go to soyjak.party for the funniest memes and soyjaks.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.