Culture jokes
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.