Culture jokes
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy