Culture jokes
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco