Culture jokes
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Have you ever eaten African food?
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Memes
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
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I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.