Culture jokes
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.