Culture

Culture jokes

Tic Tac

When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.

Emo

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless.

Shooting

School shooting: Happens.

Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.

American Student: "First time?"

Musician

Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?

Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!

Secret

Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!

Friend

An African man visits his friend in the US.

“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”

“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.

“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”

Hippie

Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.

Murder

Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?

He totally kilt her.

Vegan

The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"

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