What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Culture Jokes
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Have you ever eaten African food?
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Go to soyjak.party for the funniest memes and soyjaks.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
