Culture jokes
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Like if you know someone emo.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
HOWWW
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.