Culture jokes
Have you ever eaten African food?
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Africa.
Like if you meet someone emo.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.