Culture jokes
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Africa.
Like if you meet someone emo.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”