Culture jokes
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Have you ever eaten African food?
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."