Culture jokes
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
Have you ever eaten African food?
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
Africa.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
Like if you meet someone emo.