What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Culture Jokes
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Africa.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
TommyInnit is a joke.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
