Culture jokes
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
Memes
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
Africa.
Like if you meet someone emo.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
TommyInnit is a joke.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.