Culture

Culture jokes

Chinese

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

Girl

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

Meme

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

Bomb

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.

Memes

9/11

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Land

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

Momma

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Emo

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

Emo

Why can't emos stand in chairs?

Because they never get down.

Emo

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

Abortion

Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?

A. Has an abortion.