Culture jokes
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
What's your religion?
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!