Culture jokes
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
Memes
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What's your religion?
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.