Culture jokes
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Memes
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!