Culture jokes
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Brazil is a joke.