Culture jokes
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
What's your religion?
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.