Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
