Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Culture Jokes
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What's your religion?
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
