Culture jokes
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
Memes
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Emos love jumping for joy.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"