Culture jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Emos love jumping for joy.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.