Culture jokes
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Memes
You are emo.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.