Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What the sigma?
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
99593927273949592827385959599282738595939282759593827395828192948472937593817294728275957292739584728459398284854982835884838285849292857483838385838294958483823884958383947391959593817495827394858272959573939488492949595837829374758483848497483919396849294858203957293858930375938475937393949292949848215722935375838283848382883839393949583929459939294949493928174759284759927495910305838385848292958293959.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
