Culture jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
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How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.