Culture jokes
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Gay shit.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
Thanksgiving
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.