Culture jokes
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Brazil is a joke.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
"Ohh wing wing."
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.