Culture jokes
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
All Nepali love momos.
Yesterday’s meem
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican? A Mexican't.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.