Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Culture Jokes
Never gonna give you up.
POV: you
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
"Ohh wing wing."
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
