A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Culture Jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
