Culture jokes
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
Ya momma is sus.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.