Culture jokes
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.