What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Culture Jokes
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
