Culture jokes
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"