Culture jokes
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).