Culture jokes
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Ur mom is emo.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!