What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Culture Jokes
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
