Culture jokes
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
I am an Indian joke.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.