Culture jokes
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.