Culture jokes
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Glizzy?
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)