Culture jokes
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
What is "moo becanira?"
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.