Culture jokes
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
What is "moo becanira?"
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.