Culture jokes
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Baka!
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.