Culture jokes
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
P or N?
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Ganesha is an elephant.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.