Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Culture Jokes
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Baka!
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
