Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Culture Jokes
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Let's rock and roll!
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
Like if you meet someone emo.
Emo
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
