Culture jokes
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
Ukraine.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."