Culture jokes
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
Ukraine.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.