What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Culture Jokes
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
