Culture jokes
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.