Cross jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
My wife accused me of being a cross-dresser, so I packed up her clothes and left.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!