Cross jokes
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Memes
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!