Cross jokes
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.