What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
Why did the pedophile cross the road? Because there was a school on the other side
