Cross jokes
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!