Cross jokes
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.