Cross jokes
Why did the joke cross the street?
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.