Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Cross Jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
