Cross jokes
Why did I walk across the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Student: A plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left?
Teacher: 203
Student: How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
Teacher: You can't.
Student: Yes, you can. Open the fridge door, put the elephant in.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: Open the door, put in the giraffe?
Student: No, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe.
The Lion King is having a party, who isn't there?
Teacher: Let me guess, the lion.
Student: No, the giraffe, he's stuck in a fridge.
Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how?
Teacher: She stepped on the alligators?
Student: No, the alligators are at the party.
Sally dies anyway, how?
Teacher: She frowned?
Student: No, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."