Cross

Cross jokes

Cow

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the Moo-vie theater.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?

Orphan

Why can't orphans cross roads?

They don't have a parent to hold hands with.

Ice

Why did the boy not cross the road?

Because he was on thin ice.

Bus

Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.

Pedophile

Why did the pedophile cross the road?

Because there was a school on the other side.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because his parents couldn’t help him out!

Chicken

Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.

Road

Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.

Police

What happened to the police that crossed the road?

They solved a murder involving the nut case.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.

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