Cross jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
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Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!