Cross jokes
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Memes
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!