Cross jokes
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Memes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.