Cross jokes
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
My wife accused me of being a cross-dresser, so I packed up her clothes and left.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is (God's gift to this earth) the best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!
Hahaha LOL Jajaj.
And I Quote! "THAT'S WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"
GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT.
If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't have made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!
Why did I walk across the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.