Cross jokes
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.