Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
why did the emu cross the road because it was the chickens days of yeah i hate myself man .
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
