Cross jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.