Cross jokes
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.