Why did the orphan cross the road.Because his parents couldn’t help him out
why did the orphan cross the road to die on the other side
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? - A: It just felt like it.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road. It didn't have the guts to do it.
why did the emu cross the road because it was the chickens days of yeah i hate myself man .
Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
Solved a murder involving the nut case.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares.
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!!!!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack...
what do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator Fidel castro
Why did the zebra cross the road
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken
why did the russian cross the road?
to get to the other side
How can you tell when a female was raped : she crossed herself out.
Why did the camle cross the road
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
Why did the pillow cross the road
Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don't either- I get the New York Times!
Q: W hat did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross? A: Owwww!!!!!!!