Why did the cow cross the road? To get too the Moo-vie theater
Why did the dog cross the road? It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street
He didn’t he never did
Why did the turky cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the Halibut(hell-of-it)
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
why did the chickin crosse the road? to get to the gay guys house nock nock whos ther chickin
why couldn't the chicken cross the road, why couldnt the pervert cross the road, cause his dick was in the chickens ass!
Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? - A: It just felt like it.
Why did the orphan cross the road? To find his family Sorry
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Why did the zebra cross the road
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken
How can you tell when a female was raped : she crossed herself out.
why did the russian cross the road?
to get to the other side
Why did the camle cross the road
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don't either- I get the New York Times!
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red
