Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane.to get run over
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
