Cross jokes
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Memes
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."