Cross jokes
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
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What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.