Cross jokes
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Memes
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Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?