Cross jokes
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Z!on!sts
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.