Cross jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the joke cross the street?
Memes
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.