Cross jokes
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Z!on!sts
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.