Cross jokes
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
My wife accused me of being a cross-dresser, so I packed up her clothes and left.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Driver's License-By- watersharky Music Productions and Olivia Rodrigo-
I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about 'Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying 'cause you weren't around And you're probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt She's so much older than me She's everything I'm insecure about Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs 'Cause how could I ever love someone else? And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street And all my friends are tired Of hearing how much I miss you, but I kinda feel sorry for them 'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do, yeah Today I drove through the suburbs And pictured I was driving home to you And I know we weren't perfect But I've never felt this way for no one, oh And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Red lights, stop signs I still see your face in the white cars, front yards Can't drive past the places we used to go to 'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sidewalks we crossed I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing Over all the noise God, I'm so blue, know we're through But I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone 'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street...
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.