Cross

Cross jokes

Road

Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.

Mom

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!

Emo

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?

It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...

Road

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Liar

Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?

"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."

Pig

What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.

Man

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.

Cow

What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

A: Cowacat

B: Mooore

C: Cowacatfood

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To eat Bob's arms.

Bob went to hospital and had no arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Bob.

Ginger

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbread man.

Daycare

Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?

A. There was a daycare on the other side.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!