Crisis jokes
Jesus is fake,
He hides from himself.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Really, SimSimi? Really?
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
Robin v Robin
Well, Thanks Cleverbot, I guess?
Uh, WHO?!
The origin of my pfp
Community talk
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No, no no no no no no no no no no no no This cannot be happening. Not now. I’m having a damn panic attack and I don’t even know why but I want to do things I’ll regret during them. Idk what to do I haven’t have one in months I forgot…
I’m kinda thinking of ending stuff…