Cleverbot jokes

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.

Hey Siri, where is my dad?

Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

...WhAT-

Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.