Crisis jokes
Ahh, the coronavirus!
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
