Crisis jokes
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Ahh, the coronavirus!
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Community talk
No, no no no no no no no no no no no no This cannot be happening. Not now. I’m having a damn panic attack and I don’t even know why but I want to do things I’ll regret during them. Idk what to do I haven’t have one in months I forgot...
I’m kinda thinking of ending stuff...
so yall know how i am doing but you guys probably don't care Sunday I almost od, and after that, I have felt nothing