Crime

Crime jokes

Grandma

    • I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

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    • Shooting

    • A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

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    • Crime memes

    History class

    • In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

    One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

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    • Violence

    • A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"

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    • Woman

    • The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.

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    • Priest

    • Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?

    Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.

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    • Rape

    • I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.

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