Crime jokes
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Why does a penis taste like octopus š?
Stupid question š š even the catholic church āŖ š knows that one.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Memes
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?
He's a small medium at large.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
If youāre gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
Iād make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Whatās faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."