What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Crime Jokes
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
It's okay, you had socks on :)
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
You'd think the Catholic Church would be in favor of condoms... less DNA evidence.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
