Crime

Crime jokes

Feminist

Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

Kelly Clarkson

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

Robbery

So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.

Memes

Van

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd get in the van if I were you...

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  • Drug

    What's the difference between drugs and kids?

    I don't sell drugs.

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  • Pedo

    What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

    Are you ready, kids?🤣

    Kelly Clarkson

    Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.

    Viagra

    Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

    Drug Cartel

    Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

    Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.

    Orphan

    An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.