Crime jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.