A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police says the suspect is armed and on the run.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman
Joker gives batman a phone thomas:uhh son we need to talk... about the uhh dressing up. martha:hello dearie brucie is it ok if you visit me when you go to jokers house
Whats a knifes favorite person?
The victim.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist
Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: "oh" (screwing on a silencer)
When is a rapist safe around children? When his plans are oven ready
In jail why is the white guy scarier than the black guy. Because the white guy actually did something
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
They laughed at my drawing so I laughed at their chalk outline 😈
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Kobe would still be alive if he would’ve gone to jail for raping that girl.
