Crime jokes
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
Violence against women is funny :)
Memes
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.