Crime jokes
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
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Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.
Violence against women is funny :)
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.