Crime jokes
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
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Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Violence against women is funny :)
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.