Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
Violence against women is funny :)
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
