A woman ran into a police station screeming "help i have bin graped" the policeman said "do you mean raped" the woman said "no the was a bunch of then".
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser. The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore
my gun is like my house used to be full now its empty
if being sexy were a crime you better lock me up. not because I'm sexy but because I have 5 dead children in my basement
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
why cant orphan be robbers cause they're not wanted
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
I had sex with twins, well I think it was twins all my rage victims look alike
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet? At least when a bullet kills someone it’s actually fired
There is a dark alley Who Do You Call? Batman.
Orphan- I want to be like batman Orphan worker- You are already like him hunny
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window and says "We are looking for two child molesters". Now after a short pause the two men look at each other,then back at the officer and say "we'll do it!"
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music
Why can orphans get away with robing the bank
Because no one wants him
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said...... It’s a wood hulem
Why did the credit card go to jail??????
'Cuz' it was guilty as charged
