Crime jokes
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Memes
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.
Violence against women is funny :)
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."