Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
Violence against women is funny :)
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
