Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Whatās the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: brošš
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itās like to be wanted.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
Iād hit that.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Fatherās Day.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Whatās the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
