What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
Crime Jokes
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
