Crime jokes
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Memes
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.