Crime jokes
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
Memes
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.