Crime

Crime jokes

Shooting

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

Crowbar

My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!

It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.

Memes

Blonde

Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?

Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.

Run

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

Pirate

Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?

Hooker

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Batman

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Slur

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.