Crime jokes
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.
I replied, "No. Is that still required?"
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.