Crime jokes

If you are what you eat,

why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.

What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?

Helen Killer.

What do you call a black abortion clinic?

Crime Stoppers.

What is a pedophile's favorite planet?

Uranus.

Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!

Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.

So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Man: *steals drink*

Boy: bro😭😭

Man: Why are u crying over a drink?

Boy: That had drugs.

Man: ....

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.

What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?

They both get a lot of crack.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.

So I sold them.

Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."

Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.

A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.