Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
Crime Jokes
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
