Crime jokes
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.