A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
In jail why is the white guy scarier than the black guy. Because the white guy actually did something
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a SILENT ATTACK
whats a child abusers favorite song
JUST BEAT ITT
Kobe would still be alive if he would’ve gone to jail for raping that girl.
joe: are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: well they were until i murdered them over a bottle of pringles
joe: oh so you are an orphan, and a murderer
why did the orphan cummit crimse to know whats its like to be wanted
Q: Why did the cat get arrested A: he was caught littering
Someone stole my grass today, I went to the police and they said: "What's wrong?" I said "How could you tell something was wrong?" they replied "you were looking forlorn"
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in, and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said,"Drama queen!"
Two priests walk into a store and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester and the priests both say I’ll do it
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day, I love being a hitman
how is a child molester and harambe the same, they both get shot for touching little kids
Why did the orphan become a killer? Because he knew they would not look for him
why are orphans good at being a criminal because their not wanted
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia."
"Wait! I can explain everything."
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle? my girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
