What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
