Crime

Crime jokes

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.

I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.