Where do pedophiles go hunting .... Elementary schools
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Ever heard of the band 'Nothing but thieves'? Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. -- 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
