Crime jokes

What's a cannibal's favorite snack?

Men toes! 😂🤣

Violence against women is funny :)

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

I always use chloroform when stealing a child.

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

What's the difference between me and a rapist?

He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.

She was just 7 years old.

I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.

Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Why can't orphans be kidnapped?

Because most kidnappers use a family van.

How did the gay girl die? Homicide.

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?

(Getting brutally murdered.)

What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan.