Crime jokes

People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.

What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

They say he had locomotives.