Relationship Advice jokes
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
That do be me though
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
Community talk
guys I got a realationship question , I used too do ily wars with my GF like ily more or ily most and all that but now she wants too switch back too ily? is sum goin on or am I overthinking this
IF HE LOVED YOU WOULD TELL YOU IF HE MISSED YOU HE WOULD CALL IF HE WANTED TOY HIS MAMA THEN HE WOULD BRING YOU HOME NO THERE AINT NO EXCUSES HE AINT MESSUES UP MISUNDERSTOOD QUIT LYING TO YOURSELF IF HE WANTED TO HE WOULD !!!! rah