Relationship Advice jokes

I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

What’s the key to a successful relationship?

Consent.

Most states:

"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."

Alabama:

"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."