Crime jokes
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
The ice cream man tried to murder me today.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.