Crime jokes
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.