Crime jokes
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
It's not rape if you both like it.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.