Crime jokes
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
I have a body count of 7.