Crime jokes
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
I have a body count of 7.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?